Archive for June, 2009
Here’s a brilliant new idea…. pay parents to watch their own children. What are we coming to?
this from the LA Times: “Supervisors suggest putting unemployed parents to work caring for their own children as part of proposed changes to CalWorks and other state government aid programs.”
The new GM car (Government Motors)
Incredibly “green,” this car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. Built by union labor with full benefits, it’s base price is only $83,000, but low government financing is available for any payment requested. Subsidized insurance available! There are loan guarantees and special payment plans for “Undocumented workers.”
Non-union American citizens must pay full price of course, plus all taxes. The transparent canopy reveals the smiles still on the faces of all the happy Democrat owners.
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